miwadake:

13 Wishes Lagoona Blue Diary - Cover by Chaseys on Flickr.

These are not my own scans, let me stress that - NOT my scans - but I ran across them a little bit ago & figured others would like to know about the diary being uploaded so I slapped them all in a photoset. please, please make sure to properly thank the original uploader!

So instead of Lagoona wishing to be a freshwater monster, she accidentally wishes to be a boring, dull upper class twit that Gil’s parents can tolerate?

Jesus, this might be the most horrifying thing the Monster High franchise has done since an angry mob nearly beheaded Holt.

squidbiscuit:

Tiny chubby Draculaura is my favorite headcanon…..Surprisingly enough I didn’t get much shit for it a year ago when I drew her.

Chubby Draculaura is best Draculaura.
Seriously, remember the little comic on the side of the Coffin Bean set? It’s canon that she loves eating lots of cake. It’s just a shame she doesn’t have a figure which matches her habits. (Do vampires even gain weight at all?)

squidbiscuit:

Tiny chubby Draculaura is my favorite headcanon…..Surprisingly enough I didn’t get much shit for it a year ago when I drew her.

Chubby Draculaura is best Draculaura.

Seriously, remember the little comic on the side of the Coffin Bean set? It’s canon that she loves eating lots of cake. It’s just a shame she doesn’t have a figure which matches her habits. (Do vampires even gain weight at all?)

z-leppelin:

I read up a bit on Monster High, and discovered that Clawdeen considers her “hairy wolf legs” a huge flaw. So of course I drew her with some super hairy legs. Flaunt that shit and don’t be ashamed of your own body.
i apologize for horrible anatomy and a shitty pose but not for art

Is it weird that I think she looks a lot more attractive like this?
There’s an idea for your next set of MH dolls Mattel. Clawdeen, Toralei and other werecreatures with actual fur on their bodies.

z-leppelin:

I read up a bit on Monster High, and discovered that Clawdeen considers her “hairy wolf legs” a huge flaw. So of course I drew her with some super hairy legs. Flaunt that shit and don’t be ashamed of your own body.

i apologize for horrible anatomy and a shitty pose but not for art

Is it weird that I think she looks a lot more attractive like this?

There’s an idea for your next set of MH dolls Mattel. Clawdeen, Toralei and other werecreatures with actual fur on their bodies.

obesitas:

friendofbillw:

DID I JUST READ THIS????

Boycotting Abercrombie and Fitch until this guy comes to his senses, if not forever.

Wow. This guy is the king of narrow minded dickheads. Seriously, how is this company making money with an  attitude like that? Does he think larger people don’t have money to spend?

obesitas:

friendofbillw:

DID I JUST READ THIS????

Boycotting Abercrombie and Fitch until this guy comes to his senses, if not forever.

Wow. This guy is the king of narrow minded dickheads. Seriously, how is this company making money with an  attitude like that? Does he think larger people don’t have money to spend?

darth-alinart:

Filing Date: May 6, 2013.

Word Mark: HEXICIAH STEAM
Goods and Services: DOLLS, DOLL CLOTHING AND DOLL ACCESSORIES
Serial Number: 85923949

Word Mark: JANE BOOLITTLE
Goods and Services: DOLLS, DOLL CLOTHING AND DOLL ACCESSORIES
Serial Number: 85923951

Word Mark: GETTING FAIREST

Hexiciah Steam is the name of Robecca Steam’s father/creator (he’s mentioned in the book Ghoulfriends just want to have fun) so who could Jane Boolittle mean? It’s an obvious play on Dr Doolittle, so maybe a scientist who studies monsters?

A crazy theory… could she be the girl who looks like Frankie from Escape from Skull Shores?

obscenelybefuddled:

let’s start today’s set of doodles with the lowest quality one
i didn’t really spend a lot of time on it sorry but i love her science dress from ‘home ick’ i just think it should be more puffy like the walter girls from steam powered giraffe!

Frankie + SCIENCE = Cutest scientist ever.

obscenelybefuddled:

let’s start today’s set of doodles with the lowest quality one

i didn’t really spend a lot of time on it sorry but i love her science dress from ‘home ick’ i just think it should be more puffy like the walter girls from steam powered giraffe!

Frankie + SCIENCE = Cutest scientist ever.

mvmarcz:

cracklingmagic:

For those that haven’t seen Gigi and Heath’s bio’s yet. I don’t remember seeing them on the tag anywhere.

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*faints* also YES he has a dad that makes me so happy!

How does that even work though? Aren’t Genies pure magic come to life or something? And where is her dad? Does he live in the lamp with her?

“Hey honey, how was your day at school?”

“I may have accidentally ruined a fishgirl’s life by transforming her entire biology around!”

“So… not good then?”

Bloodgood’s bio

It’s not on the site yet, but someone from monsterhighdolls.com was able to extract Bloodgood’s bio.

Headless Headmistress Bloodgood

Age: Wise enough to be your grandmother, young enough to be your sister.

Monster Parents: The Headless Horseman

Killer Style: Sable cape, high collared blouse, riding boots, yard stick and a book on grammar.

Freaky Flaw:A lady does not disclose such things in public. It is unseemly. Although I must confess that sometimes my head and body find themselves in separate locations.

Pet: Nightmare is my horse and constant companion. Although her nervous demeanor belies her rather intimidating name, she is almost always ready to charge into any situation at a moments notice

Favorite Activity: I love bringing together monsters from different cultures and backgrounds and watching them discover that their commonalities far outweigh their differences.

Biggest Pet Peeve: Young monsters that presume they have nothing left to learn. It is distasteful to see such narrow mindedness in the young.

Favorite School Subject:Why not ask which of my students I love the most?

Least Favorite School Subject:Don’t make me fetch my yardstick.

Favorite Color:I prefer dark blue or black but my true favorite is the color of knowledge.

Favorite Food:Fresh scones with marmalade and a cup of tea. Delightful.

BFFs: I am content with my own company and a good book.

Bloodgood, you are one classy lady.

saw the pairings post and have to say that both Twyla+Invisibilly and Lilith+Valentine interest me a lot- no fic necessary I'd just like to know how you came to ship them.
Anonymous

Lilith and Valentine came about when I was planning a large fanfic I’m writing. In it, Valentine becomes a dad and I was thinking about if he should have a partner/mother for his kid. Thinking of suitable partners, Lilith crossed my mind, and I thought it would be interesting to see the two interact. Valentine seeing the niece of the legendary Van Hellscream as his ultimate seduction challenge, and Lilith having none of his shenanigans, but warming to him after a while.

As for Billy and Twyla, I thought they might have a lot in common, given how they’re both used to staying out of sight and out of the spotlight. I imagine Billy’s jokey personality would help Twyla come out of her shyness.

Just saw your shippings/couples post. I'd love a short fic about Ghoulia and Slow Moe :)
Anonymous

Hope you like Anon!

As she shuffled around the corner, Ghoulia’s eyes were met by a long queue leading halfway down the street, and she sighed in frustration.

Deadovitch’s Deli was one of the most popular eateries in Salem, and it wasn’t uncommon for virtually everyone in town to line up for the delicious sandwiches and meat dishes they served regularly. Ghoulia had been craving one of their subline Cheese Brain Steak sandwiches all day, and had intended to head there as soon as school let out.

She mentally cursed Cleo. Thanks to her friend cajoling her into drawing a diagram for a new fearleading routine, she had left the school several minutes late, far too late to get into the line early. Being zombies, the Deadovitches tended to make their meals quite slowly (Though many said that made it taste better.) As it was, it would take an hour before she got something to eat, and the cheese steaks would likely all be gone by then.

Sighing, she turned to cross the street, resigned to having a greasy burger from McMonsters. Suddenly, a grunt behind her caught her attention.

He recognized the tall zombie standing before her as the son of the deli’s owners, she often saw him fixing up the sandwiches. He was holding a paper bag in his hand, a nervous expression on his face.

“Um.. Ghoulia, right?” He spoke in Zombish. “You normally have the Cheesy Brain Steak with extra tomato and onion, right?” He extended the bag toward her.

“Y..yes.” She took the bag, surprised. “Um, how did you..”

“I’ve seen you coming in every day after school, and when I noticed you hadn’t come in at your usual time, I thought I should whip one up for you, in case you came in late. I er.. hope that’s okay.”

“That’s.. really kind of you.” Ghoulia replied. She reached into her bag to find money, but the tall zombie waved his hand.

“It’s alright, I’ll put it on your tab.”

“Thank you..” Ghoulia was somewhat confused. Surely the busy staff didn’t lavish this much attention to a single customer. “You didn’t have to go to this much trouble.”

“Well, I wanted to. I mean, you’re always so busy doing stuff around the school and helping the fearleading squad.. I just wanted to help you out a little..”

He suddenly paused and threw up his hands, fear in his eyes. “No.. not that I watch you all the time or anything! I just.. notice you around, you know. I’m not being creepy!”

“It’s.. it’s alright.” Ghoulia moaned back, a slight blush on her face. “I’m flattered. Not a lot of people notice me at all, really.”

“Yeah, I know what that’s like.” The zombie chuckled, a little calmer.

“Say um.. if you like, I could reserve a sandwich for you every day. That way you don’t have to wait so long.”

“That would be great. But I insist on doing something for you in return, Mr Deadovitch.”

“You don’t have to..”

“Please.” Ghoulia smiled. “It’s the least I can do.”

The tall zombie seemed to blush at this notion. “O.. okay, sure. If I think of something…”

A long, loud groan bellowed from within the store, causing him to jump.

“Ah crap, my dad’s calling. I need to head back. Um.. can I call you later?”

“Sure. I look forward to meeting you again Mr Deado..”

“Just Moe is fine.” He smiled as best he could. “I er.. have to dash. I’ll see you later.”

With that, he turned and shuffled back into the store. Ghoulia watched him leave, (which took about two minutes at his slow speed.)  then stared at the sandwich bag in her hand.

She would definitely need to consult Cleo about this event.

Shippings. I has them.
Just felt like making a visual guide to the Monster High pairings I’m currently interested in. Some of which will be appearing in that fanfic I keep meaning to work on more.
Since I got a day off tomorrow, send me a note or ask with one of these couples, and I’ll try and write a short (very short) fic about them.

Shippings. I has them.

Just felt like making a visual guide to the Monster High pairings I’m currently interested in. Some of which will be appearing in that fanfic I keep meaning to work on more.

Since I got a day off tomorrow, send me a note or ask with one of these couples, and I’ll try and write a short (very short) fic about them.

rifles-and-ribbons:

I really want to rant about this.

Reason number 1 is that I have literally no idea what this woman is talking about.

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Seriously, I see nothing wrong with the pose on the left. The only difference is that Merida has her back turned. She’s still posing with her arrows, and she still has that…

I’ve been meaning to post my opinion on the Pigtail Pals lady, and this seems a good a time as any.

I’ve looked through her blog, and I do agree with quite a few things she says. I believe young girls have the right to like whatever they want and play and imagine however they want, and shouldn’t be pigeonholed into thinking the only things they can enjoy are things involving being pretty, princesses, cooking, and the colour pink. I think the toy industry can be sexist in assuming girls can’t be interested in traditionally boyish toys and pursuits(and vise versa) and more should be done to make toys which can enrich and educate everyone, without having to conform to gender stereotypes. She does make some valid points. But when it comes to fashion dolls, I find her views incredibly narrow minded.

I can appreciate that she feels some dolls wear too much revealing clothing, or that a young kid maybe shouldn’t be playing with a character of a teenager/young woman who has to deal with things like relationships and fashion, things a little child shouldn’t have to worry about. That’s her choice. And I can understand her concerns that all these dolls with skinny figures give girls an unrealistic idea of what a person should look like, that’s a valid concern. But for her to condemn these characters as being shallow and worthless and a bad influence on girls just because they’re slim girls who like to wear fashionable outfits… that’s just ridiculously judgmental.

First off, just because a character decides to dress up and look a bit fancier than usual does not mean that character has suddenly changed into a bimbo. Has Merida stopped being a strong, fearless person just because she decided to wear a nice dress? No. Did her movie and all the shit she went through suddenly disappear from history the moment she decided to hang out with some other Disney Princesses? (all of whom have survived some terrifying adventures themselves) Of course not, and to demean her for being less just because she acts slightly feminine for once is insulting.

It seems to me that she spends more time worrying about these character’s looks, and no thought about whether these characters and their adventures and personalities can actually teach her children something. Yeah, Monster High’s cast are a bit obsessed with fashion and boys sometimes, but they also have to deal with the problems that their status as monsters brings, and that what makes that compelling characters that kids and adults can relate to and learn from.And they don’t rely on their looks to get everything they want. Look at the movies. (clearly she hasn’t) Did Frankie and the ghouls solve their various problems by relying on their feminine wiles and acting girly? No, they got off their arses and used courage, smarts, common sense and teamwork to save the day.

I personally think a toy with a strong personality and backstory can be incredibly educational, and can encourage kids to stretch their imaginations a little and teach them things about themselves and other people they might not have considered before. Mattel could have easily released Monster High and simply gone “Here’s Draculaura! She’s a cute vampire! Have fun!”. Instead they went “Here’s Draculaura! She’s a vampire who has stopped drinking blood for personal reasons, and must deal with the pressures and problems such a lifestyle can entail. Think about it, won’t you?” And now a few kids probably think “Man, I relate to this character” or maybe want to understand vegetarianism more. Barbie may be about fashion, but a lot of her dolls and movies still depict her doing things like careing for animals, playing sports and working various jobs, and having adventures where friendship and determination come into play more than looking good in a dress.

I’m not saying these dolls and franchises are perfect, they still have issues and problems which can be negative influences. (The whole skinny bodies thing for example) But to write off a toy or character as worthless or a bad influence simply because it looks pretty is a poor attitude to have. Everyone should be encouraged to look beyond the surface when discovering new things, and I think Monster High does a better job of enforcing that than most other toys I’ve seen.